Funny Mothers Quotes

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  - Phyllis Diller

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. - Lawrence Housman

Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory. - Will Durant

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. - Author Unknown

Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. - Marilyn Penland

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. - John Wilmot

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.  - Haim Ginott

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather, The Business of Life, 1949

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp